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A totally unnecessary but highly important collection of Kevin\u2019s daily observations, opinions, warnings, and unforgettable one-liners.<\/p>\n
Born from morning calls, questionable logic, and the kind of humor that probably should not be documented, this page exists to showcase the wisdom Kevin shares with the world whether the world is ready or not.<\/p>\n
Some quotes may be insightful.
Some may be ridiculous.
Most will likely live somewhere in between.<\/p>\n
Either way, this is their home.<\/p>\n
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